Wee-Wee

Today, I went to the dentist to get my stitches out and took the boys with me. After a bit, Bohdan was getting antsy so the assistant started talking to him. The conversation went like this:

Assistant: What do you have there?

Bohdan: Baby (his ugly, dirty cabbage patch doll)

Assistant: What's it's name?

Bohdan: Baby

Assistant: Your baby's name is Baby? Is it a boy or girl?

Bohdan: It's a girl. Boys have wee-wees and girls don't so it's a girl.

Now, I'm laughing while the doctor has some kind of device in my mouth to get out the remaining stitches...

Assistant: That's right! Boys do have wee-wees.

Bohdan: Yes, and my baby is a girl.

I'm so glad he didn't offer to show her his wee-wee. I'm sure that was next.