The kids have been spending a lot of time outside with the beautiful weather. Bohdan walks in with his pants down around his ankles and his shirt up. He's potty trained now, so I'm concerned about what he's been doing. Our conversation goes like this:
Me: Did you pee outside?
Me: Then why are your pants down?
Bohdan: I got pee on my shirt; see?
Me: So you peed outside?
Me: Then how did you get pee on your shirt?
Bohdan: Making cake.
Me: You PEED in the dirt to make MUD????
Bohdan: *sweetest expression possible* yeah.
Conclusion: A shirt with a bit of pee on it is no good, but making mud with pee is just fine.